I would rather die today than deal with the money issues I have. I like to think about getting hit by a car, or slipping on water in a store, or getting shot in the back of the head for my empty wallet from an idiot thug. All of those things would be better than dealing with money. 

I don't think the luxury of getting run over by a bus is going to happen today though. 

I want my life to be a Silver Jews song, but a good one, because right now it's a sad one.